1. teh itteh bitteh kittteh committee!

2. bad respawn

3. we nom in hell!

4. i can has a kitteh

5. teh kittehs did begin…

Mom is going to send me the rest of the Anastasia books as long as I hold them for her until later. If nobody has seen these books before they’re FANTASTIC. The author is Vladimir Megre, I already sent the first one I had to owen, he will appreciate it i know.

you can see the Anastasia site here, order books, and read some sections too. Have you read any books that you feel comfortable utterly believing? Post here and tell me which ones, I’d love to read them too! =)

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i just ordered 24 pounds of raw, unheated, coldpacked honey from Pacifica for $124, including shipping. It is going to be here within a week…and even cooler…I got one 12 lb jar of Eucalyptus honey, and one 12 lb jar of avacado honey…how-freakin-cool?

drop a comment if you want to know how to order it, or if you want me to send you a free sample to try out…it’s beyond perfectly divine. you ain’t had no honey like living honey.

i’ve already got a cult…next we’re going to start building honey cathedrals, and writing honey scripture. want to join? are you…soft n’ lush and woman, and like to be naked and get muddy and run around the forest? oh good….i’m sure you’ll fit right in.

This is the color of the avocado honey…only I’m ordering the BIG jar of it..check this out…

I’m gonna be so loaded…i need to get bigger crocks now!!! kitchen meadville here I come!!!

My uncle called me today, I haven’t spoken to him in at least a year, I was pretty excited. But he got right down to business, mentioning that his two young sons were interested in World of Warcraft. I felt sure that he was calling to see what I thought about the notion, like as far as their health was concerned. This was not the case. He just wanted to know how he could get them playing (and off his back, bothering him about it), without purchasing the original and it’s subscription.

Why the fuck would you let your children play World of Warcraft? This is very well highly hypocritical of me, to anyone that knows exactly how much time I spent on the computer as a young child. And still do today, duh?

I like to think it’s BECAUSE of that, that the thought of plugging 9 year olds into World of Warcraft sounds like a 0% APR, no cash down, lifetime invested tragedy. Hell, who feels the twinges of games pulling at your heart-strings years and years later, not me…nope! *wince*. *Choke*.

haha, not I, Everquest my mother? Counter-strike a little brother?

Mudding was not my imaginary friend, and Whats Heroes of Might and Magic? I had a dad or something. Warcraft sat next to me in third grade, and Dune was the muddy little girl I kissed out on the playground, when nobody was looking. Giant Citizen Kabuto my first naked encounter. I lost my virginity to Diablo 2, in peals of screaming feverish lust over and over again…and moved away from home into an apartment with Dark Age of Camelot. I ran through the woods, screaming and bashing imaginary goblins next to Civilization 2, and soaking my weary body under the stars, blowing smoke with Oblivion and Morrowind.

Lol. heh story-of-my-life? I can’t focus, all that coffee at work, it’s going to my nerves. Should be pouring it in my butt right? I’m sure they’d all LOVE that! What Shari…say you didn’t know this was how we do it these days, oh…no…well okay. Sure, I’ll close up shop, would you mind pulling that coffee filter out first…sorta slipped or something. Ah….yes…thats…what…I…will…do…tomorrow. :P

goodnight blog, goodnight moon, goodnight bear.

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Yes, that is with a Capital ‘C’. =) I was thinking today about what sorts of things I could write. Lists are hugely effective at drawing crowds, but there is something so dull about them, unless perhaps it is a topic that already interests you I suppose. So…stick to things that interest me. Hmmm. What interests me? What REALLY interests me? No faking it here!

Magic. There has never been anything so enticing to me as magic. Video games used to hold it, not so much though after I discovered Mushrooms and Trees and People. I’m afraid of people…but thats okay, because they’re afraid of Magic. What is Magic?

Well…magic is in my eyes and your eyes. You can feel it when they touch you, if you lock into them, it rushes through your skin. Hops and flies…prickling and pushing. Eyes definitely have magic.

The sun knows magic. How do you know? Well, your skin knows. My skin knows, and her skin…her skin REALLY knows. And if your skin knows Sun magic…then your skin must have some skin magic too, else how’d it recognize the Sun magic in the first place?